Colorful Christmas

This is a festive poem I wrote as an attempt at being more lighthearted and not too dark in my writing.

I wished for a white Christmas

But it could not be so

For that fat man Santa

Did not send us any snow

I wished for a green Christmas

But it wasn’t meant to be

For as I hung the X-mas lights,

I burned down our great green tree

I wished for a black Christmas

But was not heard by Santa

For Davis could not come and visit

He was stuck in Louisiana

I wished for a red Christmas

But it just didn’t come true

For while flying in the cold weather,

Rudolph’s nose turned blue

I wished for a blue Christmas

But the sky didn’t lend its light

For clouds came over the stars

And covered up their blue light

I wished for a yellow Christmas

While laying awake in bed

But then wished it wouldn’t have happened

For my dog peed upon my head